3)Santa Banta

1)BANTA:You know SANTA that there will be a high increase in the rates of the Petrol. SANTA:Don't worry BANTA now i buy the Petrol of Rs.100 and in future also i'll buy the Petrol of only Rs.100 ok.
2)Saradr went to an underwear company for job interview.
The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, job is yours! We pack our underwear in 7-packs, 5-packs and 12-packs. Why?
The Sardar thinks for a moment and replies: "The 7-packs are for Indian men: one for each day of the week. The 5-packs are for American men: one each for Monday to Friday, and they don't wear underwear on weekends. The 12-packs are for Pakistani men: one each for January, February..."
3)A dying man said to his wife:"Dear, Our 4th son always looked different. Did he had different father?"
Wife:"Yes."
Husband:"Who is it ?"
Wife:"You."
4)Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
5)What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
6)Two Sardar on ATM
Santa- ha ha I saw your password its ****
Banta- No stupid its 1252
7)Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!
8)sardar 2 Mechanic :oye puttar gaadi(Car) mein battery daal de.
Mech 2 Sardar : saab EXIDE(ek-side) ki daal Doo
Sardar :yaar DONO SIDE ki Daal De warna Gaddi (Car) fir band ho jayegi
9)seeing position of bihar bush asked lalu togive bihar for two days and he will make it america lalu replied you give me america for 1 minute and i will make it bihar.