Desi Dava

Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A: Adidas.
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Q: How do u CUT roads?????
A: By LAUGHING..... Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".
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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Q: What's Ford?
A: Gaadi.
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Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?
A:They both are not a banana !!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.Guess why ?
Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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